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Where do ghosts go the day before Halloween?
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks after dark?
Why is a witch like a candle?
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
1. To go buy a costume.
2. Because their coats blend into the sky
3. Because they both smell
4. Because he was going coo-koo
1) the boo-ty parler
2) that’s the time to sweep
3) they are both wicked
4) it was time for tick or tweet
my own jokes
Why do witches wear name tags?
So you know which witch is which.
What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime?
Ghoul-di-locks and the three scares.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride?
The roller ghoster.
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
1) A mist-chief night party
2)
SOPHIA’S ANSWERS
1) A mist-chief night party
2) Because she has the night-swept
3) Because they both are wicked
4)To put the bird in the clock and dressed like a coo-coo
1. To ghost town
2. they work in daytime
3. they are skinny as a candle
4. to squish the clock and the bird to make a coo-coo clock
1. A haunted house
2. They are nocturnal
3. Because you “witch” on a birthday cake
4. Because he dressed as a Cuckoo Clock
1.to go buy a costume.
2.they are to tired at dark.
3.the cat is the same sise.
4.he wanted to make a coo-coo clock.
1. to haunted house
2. so no one can see them
3. they are so skinny
4. he is a coco bird
1.To the haunted house
2.Their hat’s fly of
3.Because they are lite
4.Because he was being a coo-coo bird
1.to get cady for the kids who come for candy
2.so the broom can get exercise
3.they are both wicked
4.to make a cuckoo ciock
1 -to a boo-tique.
2- because they would melt in the sun.
3 – because it summons ghosts.
4- to time how long it took to get candy.
1) to eat sBOOghetti
2) they have a hard sweeping at night
3) they are both wicked
4) coo-coo clock
1. He went to go “BOO” people
2. So the broom doesn’t burn from the sun.
3. The hat is pointy like a candle wick.
4. Because the bird is coo-coo coo-coo .
1) The ghost house
2) So they can’t be seen
3) They are both waxy
4) because he was coo-koo
Cody:
1. the graveyard.
2. because in the daytime they have to rest
3. because of their nose
4. because he wanted to go to the right destination
4.
1) They go to the boo-ty parlor.
2) That’s the best time to sweep.
3) They are both wicked.
4) It was time to tick or tweet.
to a ghostesome party
so no one sees her
they both have sticks (candle stick and broom stick
he’s coo-coo
clock